Hi, I’m Carl Ashton 👋Welcome to my humble corner of the internet.

I’d offer you a cup of tea, being English and all… but I’m worried I’d spill it on your keyboard as I push it through the screen.

Anyway, isn’t it weird that you found your way here?You must’ve seen this link lurking around social media somewhere or just decided to seek me out. Good on you!Is it safe to assume that because you decided to visit me today, that you’d like me to help you make more money with your email marketing?I thought so.That’s the only reason why anyone visits me these days. (Did I just sound like a Grandma then?)Well, since you made the trip all the way over here, I’d be happy to help you.But fair warning: I help eCommerce stores simplify their email marketing so they can make more money.So if you’ve come here expecting some outrageously complex solutions to your problems using things like “cutting edge data analysis”... then it’s better you leave now.Good, you’re still here. I think you and I are going to get on well 🙂Here’s how I’m going to help you today:I’m going to give you the opportunity to join my email list!I know, I know. It’s too much. But hey, I’m in a giving mood today.When you join my email list, you’ll get emails from me based upon my 9 years as a full time email marketing professional.Over those 9 years, my emails have made countless millions of dollars. I say “countless” because I literally haven’t counted it all. I’ve worked on so many different accounts, consulted so much and helped out “here and there” that it’d take too long to calculate. And I’d rather do something fun instead, like have this chat with you.If you want to know the secrets I’ve been using for nearly a decade to make every email marketing account I touch make more money, then you are going to want to get my emails.There will be no talk of overly complicated flows/automations (you know the ones… they branch out about 50 times and trigger emails based upon criteria that’s so f*cking granular they only send 3 emails a year).There will be no talk of “how to embed videos” into your emails or any other unnecessary new widget that will NEVER work in every inbox.Simple strategies, executed well will ALWAYS make you a lot of money. So I’ll be talking about those.Oh, we’re going to talk about other stuff too. It might get weird, but I promise we will have some fun.Without further ado, I present to you my “subscribe box”... I believe you know what to do from here…~ Carl

NOTE: I don't let any old Tom, Dick or Harry into my world. You’ll have to confirm your subscription to get my emails. If you do not see the confirmation in your inbox, check your spam, junk or promotions folder.

Whoa whoa whoa.You didn't think I'd drop my newsletter for anyone who flashes their email at me did you?I have a reputation to look after, pal.To join this list, go to your inbox and hit the 'confirm' link I just sent you.

If I'm going to send you my most coveted email marketing secrets, I need to know you're as cool as I think you are.Go ahead, find my 'confirmation email' now and hit that pulsating blue 'confirm' button...

Success!Welcome aboard :)I've written you an email containing what I believe to be not just the secret to my longevity in email marketing...... but also the reason why my emails and the email marketing accounts I've managed have made so much money.It'll be in your inbox in:5...4...3...2...1...bloop.